Thundercats in the WWF - Part 4
By Pat "Ma-Mutt" Kelly
JR - Well we promised it to you, and here it is the four corners steele cage
match for the number one contendership for the WWF title.
King - And we still don't know who the fourth opponent is.
JR - We watch now as the steele cage is being contructed around the ring.
King - I know Vince McMahon though, he has an ace up that sleeve of his, and
he will make sure that neither Stone Cold Steve Austin, or Lion-O will walk
away with the victory
JR - Okay, the Cage has now been finished, and we are ready to begin.
Fink - Now it is time for the main event, the four corners steele cage match.
The rules are, the only ways to win are, the first man to exit the cage by
either climbing out through the top or by going out through the door, and
feet must touch the floor. The other way to win is by eliminating your
by pinfall or submission... Now introducing the first contender, from the
lands of Third Earth, accompanied to the ring by Ma-Mutt and Shane McMahon,
Mumm-Ra the Everliving.
: Mumm-Ra walks down to the ring next to Shane with Ma-Mutt close behind.
JR - I can't bleive Shane is still walking after that beating he took from
Austin the Lion-O
: Mumm-Ra then grabs the mike from Fink
Mumm-Ra - Here is what I am going to do to you Austin and you Lion-O. First,
I am going to take backs and snap them like twigs. Then I am going to
rip you to shreads, and then feed the rest of you to Ma-Mutt
: All of a sudded, The Rock's theme music kicks in, and the Great One walks
Microphone in hand.
Rock - You bandaged jabroni, you dare come onto the Rock's show and stand
in the People's Ring and call yourself a champion, but you don't introduce
yourself to the Great One. Tell The Rock little one, what is your name.
Mumm-Ra - My name is Mumm...
Rock - IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Now the Rock will handle you
later, but he has a message for that dead carcass the Undertaker. Undertaker,
you have got five seconds, AND THE ROCK MEANS 5 SECONDS, to get out here and
go one on one for the Great One.
:The Rock awaits the Undertaker on the stage.
JR - He isn't coming out.
King - Good now the Rock might leave.
:The Rock then walks down the entrance ramp and over to the Broadcast
and sits next to JR
JR - Welcome here Rock
King - Hey, if the Undertaker is back stage, then why don't you go look for
Rock - Well if the Undertaker had guts, he would come out to the Rock right
Fink - Now contestant number two, He is the CEO of the World Wrestling
Federation, he is the toughest compettor in the world today, here he is the
Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
: The sound of breaking glass, followed by the infamous music, means the
arrival of Austin. Austin walks down to the cage and Enters through the top.
JR - Listen to these people, they are cheering for the Rattlesnake.
Rock - The Rock says that should be him in the cage and not any of these
King - Oh you had your chance Rock.
Rock - The Rock is this close to kicking your ass.
Fink - and now, the third opponent, from New Thundera, being accompanied to
ring by Snarf and Snarfer, THE LORD OF THE THUNDERCATS, LION-O
: Lion-O runs out with the Sword of Omens in his hand and his companions near
Snarf takes the microphone as Lion-O enters the cage,
JR - Listen to these people cheer!
Rock - The Rock says he should be in that ring, but I want to know the fourth
Snarf - If your not down with the Thundercats, Snarfer has got two words for
Snarfer - THUNDERCATS HO!
:Lion-O gives the crowd a look at the sword, but gives it to Snarf. Shane
takes the mike.
Shane - Now my father wanted me to announce the mystery fourth competetor in
this match. Here he is, the best there was... the best there is... and the
best their ever will be.
JR - So who is it?
Shane - Now here he is, the principal owner of the World Wrestling
My pops, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!
Rock - Oh what the hell is that?
: The Corporate theme song "No Chance In Hell" is played and Vince McMahon
walks out in his black wrestling outfit.
JR - Does he have a death wish.
King - Vince will show those two how it is done
:Vince then steps inside the cage. The bell rings, and Lion-O goes directly
for Mumm-Ra. Austin pummels McMahon and starts to throw him into the cage
walls. Mumm-Ra handles Lion-O easy and throws him aside. The evil one the
starts to stranggle Austin.
Rock - The Rock hopes Vince gets his Roody Poo Candyass whipped all over the
: Mumm-Ra then goes for a pin attempt on Austin, but only gets two. Mumm-Ra
goes back to the fallen Thundercat. He picks Lion-O up by the neck and slams
down to the mat. McMahon cheers on, as Mumm-Ra beats on the Rattlesnake.
is then able to hit Mumm-Ra in the back of the knee which causes him to fall.
Lion-O gets up and both he and Austin beat on Mumm-Ra. Vince jumps on Austins
back, but the Rattlesnake flips him over. McMahon on his back is then stomped
by the Rattlesnake. The Corporate Ministry then appeares on the rampway with
officials trying to hold them back.
JR - What are they doing, they're barred from ringside.
King - who's going to stop them.
Rock - The Rock is.
:Rock leaves the broadcast position and runs up the The Undertaker, and takes
him down. The other Corporate Ministry Members try to hold the Rock back, but
the Union, but the Union comes out to make the save. The Big Show goes after
Viscera, and nails him hard. Then the CM gains the upper hand when they out
number them. The the Thundercats hit the scene to even the odds.
JR - Holy Moly, there is more action outside the cage then their is inside.
King - This does not look good.
: The Union, The Rock, and the Thundercats try to fight off the CM as best
can. They brawl backstage, and only the Rock and the Undertaker reamain. The
UT pounds on the Rock until Rocky hits him with with a left. Eventually the
UT is hit with the Rock Bottom and The Rock leaves to go help the others. In
the cage, Austin and Lion-O are being beat by Mumm-Ra, but refuse to be
McMahon continues to cheer Mumm-Ra, whil the Snarfs yell for Lion-O to get
As Mumm-Ra is about deliver another chokeslam, when the lights suddenly go
out. The come back on later to reviel the Mutants beating on Mumm-Ra.
Slythe, Vultureman, Monkion adn Jackalman beat on Mumm-Ra for a while when
Ron turns his attention to McMahon. He then nails McMahon with some brass
he was wearing. McMahon starts to bleed from the fore head as Drag-Ron pounds
into the cage.
JR - I can't believe this.
King - What are those fools doing?
: Mumm-Ra makes short work of the Mutants, and goes for Drag-Ron. Drag-Ron
turns around and both he and Mumm-Ra engage in a punching contest.
JR - Look at this, the champion of the world and Mumm-Ra are going coast to
King - Come on Mumm-Ra.
: Slythe gets up and then ties Mumm-Ra's hand to the cage, and the other
Mutants do the same when they get up.
King - What then hell
JR - Mumm-Ra can't get free.
: Drag-Ron leaves with his followers out of the cage. Lion-O and Austin make
it to their feet and notice McMahon all by himself . Lion-O pins McMahon, but
Austin throws him off before the three count. Lion-O looks puzzled, until
Austin whispers some thing into his ear. McMahon stuggles to his feet, while
Austin awaits him to stand. He kicks McMahon in the stomach and delivers a
Stone Cold Stunner. Austin then pummels the bloody McMahon some more. Mumm-Ra
breaks free and tries to attack Lion-O from behind. Lion-O is knocked down,
Snarfer hands him the sword of omens the trough the cage. Lion-O holds the
to his face, and as Mumm-Ra tries to take a charge, a flash comes from the
Sword, and Mumm-Ra is blinded.
JR - What was that?
: Lion-O then roles Mumm-Ra up for the pin, and wins.
Fink - Mumm-Ra has been eliminated
King - WHAT!
JR - Vince McMahon is all by himself, with Lion-O and Austin.
:Lion-O then turns his attention the bloody Vince McMahon. Both he and Austin
kick and stomp at him. Lion-O picks him up and throws him at Austin. The
Rattlesnake then gives the owner another Stone Cold Stunner. He pins McMahon
for the win.
Fink - Mr. McMahon has been eliminted.
King - Oh No
JR - VINC EHAS LOST, ITS GOING TO BE ONE OF HIS ENEMIES WHO WILL WALK AWAY
WITH THE TITLE SHOT
: The Undertaker finally gets up from the pounding he got from the Rock and
goes to the cage. He rips the door open and enters. He quickly chokeslams
Austin, and then gives Lion-O a tombstone.
JR - Come on, get Undertaker out of there.
:Undertaker then beats on Austin, when almost miraculously, Lion-O
gets up. He spins the Undertaker around, and throws him out through the door.
Lion-O then starts to climb over the top of the cage to win the match, but
little does he know, is that Austin is crawling out through the door. Both
men hit the floor at about the same time. The bell rings
JR - WE HAVE A WINNER, LION-O HAS WON!
King - Wait a minute Jimmy, I thought it was Austin.
:Referee Earl Hebner then raises Austin's hand in victory.
Fink - The winner of the match is...
: Another referee, Mike Kioda, Then runs over to Fink and wispers something
into his ear.
Fink - I am sorry ladies and gentlemen, THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND WHO
WILL GO ON TO FACE THE WWF CHAMPION IS THE LORD OF THE THUN...
:Earl Hebner then starts to argue with Kioda, they can't decide who won the
match. They then reach an agreement and tell it to the Fink
Fink - ladies and gentlemen, the referees have reached and agreement. Both
men hit the floor at the same time, there for the match is a draw, and nobody
gets WWF title shot.
JR - Ah man
King - This is great Vince wins.
The next night on Monday Night Raw...
:Vince McMahon, with bandages wrapped around his head, walks down to the ring
The Undertaker. He grabs a microphone.
Vince - Last Night, as I layed down in my bed, still dazed from the vicious
by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Lion-O, and The Mutants, I jerked up and I
that Austin and Lion-O are losers. It made me smile to think about both of
walking out of the arena without a WWF title shot, and becuase there was no
winner in the cage, I am going to humblely give the shot to the Undertaker.
As for Lion-O, Austin, and all of their buddies, I am going to make sure
their lives living hells, which something that a certain person could do.
brings me to annother thing on my agenda. Mumm-Ra, could you get down here,
and bring your dog too.
:Mumm-Ra then walks down to the ring, with Ma-Mutt tucked in his arms.
Vince - Now I have something to say to you. You failed me. You promised me
that both Austin and Lion-O would both be strechered out of the arena that
night. You promised me that you would rip their heads off. For not forfilling
your promise, your are now banned from the Corporate Ministry.
JR - Oh that's fair.
King - Off course it is, you never cross the boss.
Vince - And just for that, you get this.
: Vince then slaps Mumm-Ra across the face. Mumm-Ra does not hesitate in
Vince back. Mumm-Ra starts to beat on Vince and even opens up the wound in
his forehead. The Undertaker tries to save him but Ma-Mutt pins him to the
King - Somebody get help for Vince
JR - Who in there right mind would try and stop Mumm-Ra.
: The rest of the Corporate Ministry comes down to help out Vince and The
Undertaker. Mumm-Ra relizes he is trapped and suddenly, red smoke comes out
from under the ring. When it clears, both Mumm-Ra and Ma-Mutt are gone. Then
Mumm-Ra's sinister laugh is heard throughout the arena.
Mumm-Ra - NEXT TIME MCMAHON, YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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